In article <3ufp5k$f7f@news.internetmci.com>, A. M. L. <PrintMail@internetMCI.com> wrote: <Vist our site at: <http://www.homepages/print.mail.america@pobox.com.html < <for your Multi-Level Marketing/Entrepreneur Internet Home. <Lowest Prices E V E R ..... < <See you There ! <World Wide Entrepreneur World I dunno, I think you were doing better when you used the slogan "See you at our home... soon to be your home!" I mean, I was all set to pack up and head on off over there, but now I'm having second thoughts. I think it was because I was skimming through some other newsgroups and they said "If you were reading us you'd be home by now!" and I just had to sit down and cry, I mean, it was just so sad, and it was sad because it was TRUE, dammit, every single word of it was true and how could I possibly have just let them zoom on by, slipping through my fingers like the sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives and I really got upset at all of this, I should be asleep now, you know, but no, that extra cup of coffee did it and made my hands shake like I had some weird version of Parkinson's Disease yet I didn't go and sue Bob Barker for sexual harassment, and there he goes, talking about spaying and neutering, looks like he should be the one neutered, might curb that sex drive of his, did I ever tell you about my grandmother's sex drive, the one that could keep a shipful of sailors in port happy and occupied for several days, well, it was true, every last word except for 'several', i meant 'many', many in the Tolkien sense, you know, how them damn elves had different words for everything and their damn songs never rhymed or had appropriate meter and all they did was talk about "and Gnestor of the Five Knuckles, lo, did he remove / and all the legions around him fell to their knees and kissed the sweet grass of sweetness / that forever had lain" lain lain lain, what kind of a word is lain, sounds like Iain in a proportional font like arial or something, I really hate the Arial font because every time I select it or go by it in the little choose-yer-font window I think "Ariel" and then I start singing all those songs from the Little Mermaid like the Le Poissons song, and I get the stoopid french accent down, did I tell you I'm going to France for two weeks in August, yeah, lovely France, where they speak French and don't shower, where lovely Sappho once sang and danced, wait, now that's almost ripping off James Joyce, who wrote about Molly Bloom with fiery hair of red, and books are read, too, and two times two is four, and four times three is twelve, and twelve inches is a ruler, and Queen Mary was a ruler, and Queen Mary is also a boat, and boats float on the ocean, which is full of fish, which have fins, and the Finns once fought the Russians, who were also known as the Reds, and fire trucks are always rushin', and that's why they're red.

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