By Jason Nafziger, Age 7

"alt.stupidity"

Ah, look at all the stoopid people
Ah, look at all the stoopid people

Alt.stupidity, somewhere between Kibology and something else but
Who's to say what?
Cabbage and Legba, Spatch, Flapjack, Nafziger, Ross and Jeffzilla
Worship Bob Vila

All the stoopid people, where do they all come from?
All the stoopid people... oh, do they even know?

Magnus and Whitegoat, Keylime and (l)Laura and all of Bill Wilkinson's clones
Eat ice-cream cones
Along comes Jesper, with Ray Crossdale; Bruce and Sandy follow behind
Where do we hide?

All the stoopid people, where do they all come from?
All the stoopid people... oh, do they even know?

Ah, look at all the stoopid people
Ah, look at all the stoopid people

Poor little Tortess, died in the 'froup while of the mourners siezed
Crackers and cheese
And please don't reply to bitch if I didn't use your name
Just sing the refrain

All the stoopid people, where do they all come from?
All the stoopid people... oh, do they even know?


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