Newbies say the darndest things!

This was compiled from TimeMUSE (murren.ai.mit.edu 4201). Beckett, vyhn, Keymaster, and others mentioned are Wizards. Those mentioned doing the stupid things have all grown up. We hope. Any "newbie" mentioned by the name "newbie" is someone whose name we have forgotten 'cause we laughed so hard at what they said. Anyhow, enjoy!
wyvern(#4786Pc) announces "Ah! You people are so annoying! Don't you know what +channel is? No wonder everyone is no_walls! Take a hint!"
[ To Beckett: ]
Chad pages: why are you carrying around a deck of cards
Chad pages: whats the point?
Chad pages: how can you look at me when your not even here?
[ to vyhn: ]
Guest1 pages: whats a page?
[ Between vyhn and Grimace: ]
Grimace pages: Say, are you changing Bob's talent and doing? Cause I don't know what a candlest is
[ Beck's assumption: 'candlestick' got truncated ]
vyhn pages: no, i'm not.

Grimace pages: Who is then?

vyhn pages: why don't you ask bob instead of me?

[ To Keymaster: ]
Guest1 pages: why do i need another character when i have this one?
[ To Keymaster: ]
Guest1 pages: I don't HAVE ANY QUOTA> GIVE ME QUOTA> I CAN'T CHANGE MY PASSWORD TOO
[ To Beckett: ]
Guest1 pages: I am building a muse her. i want more credits because i am making a credit system.
Newbie says "if i make an exit here, how do i enter it?"
Newbie says "no, I want to be called Keymaster too."
Newbie says "but then the flag will make me disappear?"
Newbie says "i want a muse too. will you give me one?"
Newbie says "no, the pillows are SUPPOSED to be fluffy. don't remove THAT attribute."
Dexxa says "but this exit goes nowher so it's not an exit"
Helbryte(#18340Pc) announces "anarchy I used to be someone else... guess who"
Manhattan(#7075Pc) announces "Can anyone tell me what the @announce command does?"
[to Beckett:]
Guest5 pages: can you please tell me how to adjust my screen?
Guest2 says "forgive me, I am from Penn. what is a rl friend?"
[to Beckett:]
Melinda pages: What are all these things set on me and how do I use em?
Quester pages: PLEASE SAY YOU ARE ON!!
Quester pages: YOU A MODERATOR?
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