Jees. Even on their annual Fail to Suck day (Dec. 1), talk.bizarre still sucks. Makes me proud to be a stupidian.
[Please rise during the singing of our national anthem.]
Oh beautiful for gracious pies
For Bambi's favorite trains
For gurgle fountain tragedies
Above the stupid pain.
StOOOOpidity, stOOOOpidity,
God shed his face on me.
And crowned thy foot with stinkyhood.
From pea to shining pea.
[Grabs crotch and spits.]
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